A [after handling a gerbil a little too much and being bitten]: Do you think the gerbil forgives me?
Me: Yes, I'm sure he forgives you.
A [resolutely]: Well, I don't forgive him!
[some hours pass]
A [sitting by the gerbil cage]: I don't forgive you, you know. I'm never going to pick you up again. Even if you are fuzzy.
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