Saturday, October 26, 2013

Conversation With an 8-Year-Old: Angelina Jolie Edition

A (watching Tomb Raider on TV): She smiles like crazy.

[she hasn't smiled that much]

Me: You mean, she smiles a lot? Or like she's crazy?

A: ... both.

Conversation With an 8-Year-Old: Double Meaning Edition

A (on the bus): Willow Street? There's a Willow Street? Willow's a kind of tree!

Me: Yeah, a lot of streets in Vancouver are named after trees. Like Oak Street.

A: Oh, yeah! But ... that's Heather Street. Heather's a girl's name.

Me: And a kind of plant, actually.

A: Ash Street? Ash isn't a tree.

Me: Actually, it is. Ash is the name of a kind of tree.

A: Ash is what you get when you burn a tree.