Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Conversation With a 10-Year-Old: Adaptation Edition

J, in Lima: I'm tired. Must be the altitude.

Me: There is no altitude. We're at sea level.

J: Huh. Must be the weather, then.

Conversation With An 8-Year-Old: Twue Wuv Edition

[we've just finished watching the bride and groom's first dance at a wedding]

A: That was what I call one hundred percent romance.