J (after watching Raiders of the Lost Ark): Mom, why did that girl write "love you" on her eyes?
Me: I guess because she wanted to tell Indiana Jones she loved him.
J: But why did she think she loved him?
Me: Well, maybe girls think Indiana Jones is cute.
A (indignantly): Indiana Jones is NOT cute! Indiana Jones is TOUGH!
Me: Yes, he's certainly tough.
A: I mean, do they know about his whip??!
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