Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Conversation With a 5-Year-Old: Double Entendre Edition


A: Mom, did you know that there are two kinds of "hot"?
Me: Really?
A: Yep. Hot like an engine gets hot, like, you know, to touch...
Me: And what's the other kind of hot?
A: Well, a girl can be hot. Like, cute.
Me: Reeeeally. Where did you learn this?
A: P. told me.
J: Argh! Stop talking about it!!!
A: Mom, you're cute.
J: AAARGH!

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