Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Conversation With a 5-Year-Old: Donkey Edition

(riding on the bus, A is chattering away and I'm half listening)

A: . . . so I think there should be a word that everyone in the world knows except donkeys.

Me: What? A word everyone knows except donkeys?

A: Yep.

Me: Why?

A: Because they're evil. The kitties would know it, and the dogs, but not donkeys. (pause) Or skunks. Only useful animals.

Me: But donkeys are useful!

A: Why?

Me: Well, they work on farms, and people can ride them, and they can carry things.

A: But they have sharp teeth.

Me: Mmmm, sharp enough, I guess.

A: You'd have to tie them up tight, so they couldn't bite through their rope. (pause) Their teeth are as sharp as ours.

Me: Interesting.

A (whispering): Want to know a secret?

Me: Okay.

A: Some little teeth are the sharpest. Like, little teeth (pointing to own mouth) can be even stronger than a big kid's fingers.

Me: Did you bite your brother's fingers?

A: . . . . yes.

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