Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Conversation With the Boys: Canadian Metaphor Edition

(We are eating IKEA meatballs for supper)

J: Can I have more Timbits? (spears a meatball) Mmmmmm, good Timbits!

Me: Ugh, worst Timbits EVER. Beef Timbits are disgusting.

J: What?! They're delicious! These are Timbits, and they're great.

Me: Ewww.

A: YOU'RE a Timbit, Mom.

Me: Oh, really? How am I a Timbit?

A: Weeeelllll .... you make me happy?

Me: Uh huh, go on.

A: Aaaaand .... you're sweet?

Me: Okay ....

A: And you look nice!

Me: All right, then.

Dad: Dodged a bullet there, kid.

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