Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Conversation With the Boys: Strategy Edition

A: D is the first kid in my class to get kissed ON THE LIPS.

Me: Really ....

A: Yeah. And E [a 10-year-old girl at school] threw L's hat in a puddle.

Me: That seems mean. Has E been picking on younger kids?

A: Not exactly ... she's on the other side in our war.

Me: Oh. Is everyone in the war?

A: Yeah, pretty much. The girl who kissed D ON THE LIPS is on the other side too.

J: Wait, are they lubbers?

Me: Are they what?

J [emphatically]: Love - birds. Are they lovebirds, or did she kiss him like a weapon?

A: Kind of both.

Me: Hmm.

[kettle boils in kitchen]

J: I put the kettle on for you. Would you like some tea?

Me: Sure.

[They go into the kitchen. I overhear the rest of the conversation]

J: Is E's little brother R in the war?

A: No.

J: You should get him in.

A: Oh, yeah! She wouldn't attack us if he was on our side.

J: No, tell him to join her side. Then he can report back to you on all their strategies.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds like someone will be ready to be on Survivor in a few years.

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