[I emerge from the bathroom to discover that my son has YouTubed "Love the Way You Lie]
Me [after song ends]: Okay, if you're going to listen to Eminem, let me find you some earlier stuff.
J: No, I'm looking for something!
Me: No, it's my turn.
J: Hang on, I just want to find this one song.
[I look and he has typed "just" into the search field]
Me: If it's "Just", by Radiohead, I'll listen to that.
J: It's not.
Me: Well, it better not be Justin Bieber.
J: No! It's "Just Beat It".
Me: Oh, the name of that song is just "Beat It".
J: Right ...?
Me: I mean, just type in "Beat It".
J: Oh, okay.
Me: And now we should probably discuss the "Love the Way You Lie" video ...
Both kids [talking over each other]: Mo-ooom, we know.
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