[Last night around 6, after I received an email from J's teacher specifying what he should wear for the Mother's Day performance today]
Me: A, do you have to wear anything special for school tomorrow? For the show?
A: I just have to change into a rabbit suit once we get there.
Me: But what do we have to do here? Anything special we need to do here?
A: I just wear my uniform and get changed into the rabbit suit at school.
Me: Okay, cool.
[This morning 15 minutes before the bus arrives]
Me: J, a black shirt for school has to be black, not black with stuff all over it.
J: My teacher said it could have something little on it.
[The whole front of his black shirt is covered in a white skull and thistle motif and says in giant letters "East End Radicals]
Me: Go change!
J: I don't have anything!
A: And I still need you to make me a rabbit suit!
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! SHIT!!!
Kids: [Shocked silence]
I find it hard to believe your kids would do this!
ReplyDeleteGeez Louise, how did that one end?? Did you manage to pull a rabbit out of your hat?
ReplyDeleteHa! It was pretty half assed, but it happened!
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