Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Conversation With a 9-Year-Old: Damage Control Edition

[My cell phone rings at work]

Me: Hello?

J: Hi Mom.

Me: Hi sweetie. How are you?

J: What [the nanny] says I did isn't true!!!

Me: .... um, she didn't say you did anything.

J: She didn't call you?

Me: ... no ...

J: Oh. Well, I love you Mom. Bye.

*click*

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