A: I'm the second cutest boy in my class.
Me: Really? According to whom?
A: The girls. The cutest boy is really little, though.
Me: I see.
A: Technically, I'm pretty cute. Like, at recess, if I want to stop people from chasing me and prevent attacks on our team, I use The Manoeuver.
Me: What's The Manoeuver?
A: [does passable impression of Puss in Boots doing the big cute eyes in Shrek]
Me: And that stops them cold, does it?
A: Yep - I can stop anyone with The Manoeuver.
[No word yet on when he's gonna drop Magnum on us]
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