Memory Lane: I Wish I Was Never Born! Him Either! Edition

[Kids are 4 and 2, and we are driving home from the aquarium. J is in a foul temper]

J: Mom, why you wanted to grow two babies?

Me: I wanted you to have a baby brother or sister so you wouldn't get lonely.

Dad: How many do you think we should have had, J?

J [starkly]: Zero.