Conversation With a 9-Year-Old: Fashion Advice Edition

Me: What do you think of this top?

J: It's fine ... but I think it's more a top for wearing at home.

Me: You don't think I should wear this top outside the house?!

J: No, just that ... you know, it's a good top for sleeping in.

Me: You think I should sleep in it.

J: No, I mean for DAYS when you can sleep in. Then you just get up, put that top on, you're comfortable ...

Me: Oh, it's a better top for relaxing days.

J: Yeah!

Me: Not such a good top for going-to-the-office days?

J: Yeah.

Me: I agree.