Me: Okay, guys, I collected the newspapers from the new house. They were all piled up by the fireplace. We can use them for wrapping glasses.
Dad: You're lucky they weren't burned already.
A: Oh! I know what we can do with the newspapers after we're done using them to wrap things.
Me: What's that?
A: We can tear them into strips and make gerbil blankets!
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