A: Oops! I almost said the s-word.
Dad [concerned]: What's the s-word?
A: "Stupid". We shouldn't say it. Or the f-word.
Dad [smiling]: And what's the f-word?
A: F**k.
Dad: Ooooh. Yeah, definitely shouldn't say that one.
A: You know what we say instead? Firetruck.
Dad: Oh, okay. That's all right.
[some hours pass]
A [overheard on the stairs]: Firef**k! Firef**k! Firef**k!
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