Conversation With a 6-Year-Old and an 8-Year-Old: Audio Edition

Me: Do you guys want to listen to some music? Or the radio?

J: Music. I've listened to enough radio today.

Me: Okay.

J: They were talking about war.

Me: They do talk a lot about war. What kind of music should we listen to?

J: I don't care. Anything.

A: Barracuda!

J: Anything EXCEPT Barracuda.

Me: How about we listen to Barracuda, and then you can pick a song?

J: Okay.

[A sings along with Barracuda]

Me: J, what do you want to listen to?

J: Land Down Under.