Monday, February 10, 2014

Conversation With an 11-Year-Old: Multipurpose Edition

J [showing me his Lego creation]: And this is the gun. Except sometimes it's also a fish roaster.

[Balances Lego fish on gun]

Conversation With an 8-Year-Old: Hobbit Edition

[Watching The Return of the Kings]

A: Merry and Pippin are drunk as LORDS.

Husband: Drunk as lords?

A: Yes. As lords.