A, as he is being tucked into bed: "So, I learned a basic fact today."
Me: "Yeah?"
A: "Yeah, it turns out that Athena didn't just burst straight out of Zeus's head."
Me: "Oh, no?"
A: "No. Zeus was complaining about a really bad headache, so he got this guy to split his head open with an ax, and then Athena came out."
Me: "Wow, so she didn't so much spring out as get cut out, huh?"
A: "I guess so. Talk about a dramatic entrance!"
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Conversations about life, the universe, and everything with my sons (and occasionally other people).
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Saturday, August 9, 2014
Conversation With an 11-Year-Old: Don Juan Edition
Me, as we're walking downtown with our visitors: And this street (pointing up street overhung with large, shady trees) is where people come at night to make out. And pee.
J: What's "make out"?
Me: Like, kissing.
J: Why here?
Me: I guess because it's dark, they can be in the shadows, so they feel more private?
J: I wouldn't kiss in the shadows. I'd kiss in the light right under a streetlamp. That's more romantic. And then as you kissed YOU would cast a shadow ... of love.
J: What's "make out"?
Me: Like, kissing.
J: Why here?
Me: I guess because it's dark, they can be in the shadows, so they feel more private?
J: I wouldn't kiss in the shadows. I'd kiss in the light right under a streetlamp. That's more romantic. And then as you kissed YOU would cast a shadow ... of love.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Conversation With an 11-Year-Old: Prayer Edition
J: Mom, I know quite a lot about prayering.
Me: About praying?
J: Yeah. Because we have to do it at school. It's in Spanish, but I can translate it for you. I might not get it exact, but I mostly know it. It goes "Santa Maria, madre de Dios, ruega por nos ... ahora y en la hora de nuestra muestra" - it means "Santa Mary, mother of Zeus, pray for us now and when he shows up."
Me: About praying?
J: Yeah. Because we have to do it at school. It's in Spanish, but I can translate it for you. I might not get it exact, but I mostly know it. It goes "Santa Maria, madre de Dios, ruega por nos ... ahora y en la hora de nuestra muestra" - it means "Santa Mary, mother of Zeus, pray for us now and when he shows up."
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Conversation With a 9-Year-Old: Preparation Edition
A: So, today's Wednesday.
Me: Yes.
A: And tomorrow's Thursday ...
Me: ... yes?
A: And then Friday we don't have to go to school because we're going to Chile?
Me: That's right. Two more days of school, then a five day weekend while we're in Chile.
A: We should probably take tomorrow off to pack.
Me: Nice try, kid.
A: Or we could take today off to pack, and go to school tomorrow.
Me: You don't need a full day to pack for a five day trip.
A: I just want to be prepared!
Me: Right.
Me: Yes.
A: And tomorrow's Thursday ...
Me: ... yes?
A: And then Friday we don't have to go to school because we're going to Chile?
Me: That's right. Two more days of school, then a five day weekend while we're in Chile.
A: We should probably take tomorrow off to pack.
Me: Nice try, kid.
A: Or we could take today off to pack, and go to school tomorrow.
Me: You don't need a full day to pack for a five day trip.
A: I just want to be prepared!
Me: Right.
Conversation With the Boys: Colour Edition
J: Mom, when Persephone comes to live with us, we should get her a purple collar. Like, a magenta colour of purple.
A: Or a darker shade of purple. With silver bones on it.
[Magenta? Since when do my kids know what magenta is?]
A: Or a darker shade of purple. With silver bones on it.
[Magenta? Since when do my kids know what magenta is?]
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Conversation With a 9-Year-Old: Moral Support Edition
Me: Good night, sweetie.
A: Mom? Are you almost done your work?
Me: Well, I'm about halfway done.
A: When you're done, it's going to feel like ... ahhhhh! And I am pretty sure that if I'm asleep when you're done, my spirit in my dream will congratulate you. And then tomorrow morning I will congratulate you awake!
A: Mom? Are you almost done your work?
Me: Well, I'm about halfway done.
A: When you're done, it's going to feel like ... ahhhhh! And I am pretty sure that if I'm asleep when you're done, my spirit in my dream will congratulate you. And then tomorrow morning I will congratulate you awake!
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Conversation With The Boys: Get Off My Lawn Edition
J: Stampylongnose has more YouTube subscribers than One Direction!
Husband, baffled: ... what's One Direction?
Husband, baffled: ... what's One Direction?
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